
Dilton, you dummy!
Googling hearts all day does
Not get you the girls!


Dilton, you dummy!
Googling hearts all day does
Not get you the girls!

He was just a kid
Watched Jughead get blown to bits
The screams still haunt him

I get Superguy
But how did Jug get away
With using one tree?

Can we talk about
How Jughead’s shirt just says “JUG”
On the back of it

Screw the birds, Katy
An evil demon fish is
Trying to eat you

Come on, Ghost Rider
I get that you are from Hell
But don’t be a jerk
On a side note, I actually own that issue of Pizzazz.

Skateboard Spider-Man
He only has one rule, man
Never stop shredding

This plant murderer
Buys all of his poison jars
In bulk quantities

Instagram it, man
I’d say go with X-Pro II
Because it’s bright out