Thank you so much! I’m sorry it took me so long to respond. I’m so flattered I may just start this up again.
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I have a groupie! What does an Archie poetry groupie get me?
Forget bedbugs, an
Infestation of tiny
Spider-Men is worse
At least he’s honest about it.
I did this all on my iPad! All of that future technology and I’ll I could to think to write was “poop” three times.
Archie is a jerk
But Reggie is a jerk too
They’re both big, dumb jerks
I don’t like this guy
Offering to lick monsters
Like those kids need that
Maybe after tons
Of fighting plus forming a
Super committee
When Betty gets mad
She turns into a drooling
Monkey murder beast
