Dilton, you dummy!

Googling hearts all day does

Not get you the girls!

He was just a kid

Watched Jughead get blown to bits

The screams still haunt him

I get Superguy

But how did Jug get away

With using one tree?

Can we talk about

How Jughead’s shirt just says “JUG”

On the back of it

Screw the birds, Katy

An evil demon fish is

Trying to eat you

This plant murderer

Buys all of his poison jars

In bulk quantities

Instagram it, man

I’d say go with X-Pro II

Because it’s bright out

Archie is a jerk

But Reggie is a jerk too

They’re both big, dumb jerks

Maybe after tons

Of fighting plus forming a

Super committee

When Betty gets mad

She turns into a drooling

Monkey murder beast