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Screw the birds, Katy
An evil demon fish is
Trying to eat you
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Archie is a jerk
But Reggie is a jerk too
They’re both big, dumb jerks
Maybe after tons
Of fighting plus forming a
Super committee
When Betty gets mad
She turns into a drooling
Monkey murder beast
Let’s get real Betty
You’ll always be Lil Archie’s
#1 side bitch
Veronica and
Betty are what the song Gold
Digger is about
Lil’ Archie is hard
The man says don’t pick flowers
Then he picks flowers
A right of passage
Lil’ Archie is seeing his
First vampire wang
What starts as a whip
Cream fight spirals into a
Sexual embrace
