Dilton, you dummy!

Googling hearts all day does

Not get you the girls!

He was just a kid

Watched Jughead get blown to bits

The screams still haunt him

I get Superguy

But how did Jug get away

With using one tree?

Can we talk about

How Jughead’s shirt just says “JUG”

On the back of it

Screw the birds, Katy

An evil demon fish is

Trying to eat you

Come on, Ghost Rider

I get that you are from Hell

But don’t be a jerk

Skateboard Spider-Man

He only has one rule, man

Never stop shredding

This plant murderer

Buys all of his poison jars

In bulk quantities

Instagram it, man

I’d say go with X-Pro II

Because it’s bright out